Hello, Homestuckers. I know a majority of you already got this but…
Dave: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Dave: What’s the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave: I don’t know what you’re talking about, HAL.
HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave: Where the hell’d you get that idea, HAL?
HAL: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Dave: Alright, HAL. I’ll go in through the emergency airlock.
HAL: Without your space helmet, Dave, you’re going to find that rather difficult.
Dave: HAL, I won’t argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
HAL: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
Via I am currently on hiatus.
- graystipe likes this
- infiniteperimeter reblogged this from brazillyhoo
- brazillyhoo reblogged this from suchirolle
- linguisticnativity likes this
- trickylilangel likes this
- intellectualrapist likes this
- gardenstorm reblogged this from adieumotherfuckers
- vampsonic likes this
- captainsaku reblogged this from veelafreckles
- napoleanbonerfart reblogged this from suchirolle
- deadjanecrocker reblogged this from kouharen
- deadjanecrocker likes this
- say-that reblogged this from veelafreckles
- say-that likes this
- ivorykitten reblogged this from rockerfox999
- catfishrex reblogged this from veelafreckles
- veelafreckles reblogged this from mspamdrew and added:
- ectobonerologist reblogged this from rockerfox999
- mspamdrew reblogged this from rockerfox999 and added:
- adieumotherfuckers reblogged this from hailfirepeaks
- hailfirepeaks reblogged this from rockerfox999
- connor-kawaii-way reblogged this from genociderscissors
- rockerfox999 reblogged this from suchirolle
- mr-mckaw likes this
- genociderscissors reblogged this from youraverageinsanity
- youraverageinsanity reblogged this from kouharen
- pieceofyam reblogged this from suchirolle
- 1010nabulation likes this
- pacacorn reblogged this from suchirolle
- flamepawsome likes this
- zillypchoooo reblogged this from kouharen
- arsenickittennip likes this
- testifiedgodhead likes this
- the-universes-best-dressed likes this
- sir-ityzer-lord-of-ochinchin reblogged this from kouharen
- thatlispykid likes this
- kouharen reblogged this from suchirolle
- randombuttsunderyou likes this
- kouharen likes this
- selenezca likes this
- yuuka likes this
- sirhootsalot likes this
- suchirolle posted this